Cheezy Lines

Hi! Before it was so serious, talking about global warming and stuff like that, then it became all about funny graphs, now it's all about corniness... I don't know what more to put in here honestly. Haha LOL. Anyway to those people who are romantic, cheesy, and corny, this is for you. :P

(Some of these lines are so old already. I bet you've heard them a lot of times, but still... you know, just read'em. Also sorry sorry sorry for some of them are in Filipino! :D )

 

 

I’m a bee, can you be my honey?

BOY: Is this seat taken? 

GIRL: NO, and so am I.

 

Can I take your picture? 

Coz i want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas!

Do you have a license? 

Coz you're driving me crazy.

I lost my number. 

Can I have yours?

Are you a dandruff?  

Coz I can't get you out of my head.

 

Status ka ba sa Facebook?

Like na like kasi kita.




Are you a dictionary?  

Coz you add meaning to my life.

 

Nabibingi ka na ba?
(Are you getting deaf?)

Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now.

Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam?
(Can you sit beside me during exams?)

Coz i feel perfect beside you.

 

Uy, question? 

Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit?
Coz I’m planning to save all my love for you.

 

Camera ka ba? 

Kasi you make me smile.

Am I a bad shooter? 

Coz I keep on missing you.

 

Meralco ka ba? 

Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.

 

Mahilig ka ba magluto ng pancit canton? 

Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME."

 

Noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. 

I CANT MOVE ON!

 

Centrum ka ba? 

Kasi you make my life complete!

Sana T na lang ako, para I’m always next to U.

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight, o gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."

 

Alarm clock ka ba? 

Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.

Favorite subject mo ba geometry? 

Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.

May butas ba yang puso mo? 

Natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out.

 

Hindi ka ba napapagod? 

Kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa isip ko.

 

Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. 

Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.

Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? 

Tumigil kasi ang mundo ko nang makita kita.

 

Grabe ang corny talaga ng mga Pilipino. LOL :D